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Things to Eat
Tacos
Standard Tacos served daily.
Carne asada. Marinated, char-grilled, and finished on the flattop. Garnished with Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, onions, cilantro & guac "crema" (house made and dairy free).4.75 USD
Slow-cooked hand-shredded and grilled with tomatoes and onions, served in a crisped tortilla. Garnished with shredded cabbage, Monterey cheese, cilantro & crema.4.75 USD
Slow-cooked with tomatoes and onions and shredded by hand, finished on the flattop. Garnished with Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, onions, cilantro & crema.4.25 USD
Pork shoulder slow-cooked in Frank's marinade and shredded by hand. Garnished with Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, onions, cilantro & crema.4.50 USD
Frank's take on a basic Midwest taco. Ground beef with potato garnished with shredded cabbage, Monterey cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, and a sprinkle of Cotija cheese. 4.50 USD
Sautéed yellow and green squash and sweet potato. Garnished with Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, onions, cilantro & guac "crema" (house made and dairy free). *Vegan without cheese4.00 USD
Instead of having your taco built on just a fresh corn tortilla, Frank starts this taco by dropping shredded Monterey cheese straight onto the flattop and melting it to a golden brown on one side. He then places a tortilla on the melted top, flips it, and builds the taco up from the bed of fried cheese. Make any Taco into a Quesa Taco!2.00 USD
the Specials
Always rotating, from Carnitas to Pozole to Lengua to Fish and a whole lot more!
Sautéed fresh shrimp topped with fresh purple cabbage, pineapple, mango, cilantro-lime slaw.6.95 USD
Grilled cauliflower with al pastor marinade, topped with purple cabbage, fresh pineapple, cilantro, and a sprinkle of queso fresco. (*get it without queso fresco to make it Vegan)4.85 USD
Sautéed yellow & green squash and sweet potato w/Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, raw onion, cilantro & Guac "crema" (DF)11.00 USD
Not Tacos
Sides, snacks, and taco alternatives.
A to-go box that starts with a thick layer of chips, topped with the taco meat of your choice, Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, raw onion, cilantro, crema, Guac crema, and a side of fresh sweet tomato Chip Salsa. Full Order $13 | Half Order $713.00 USD
Melted Monterey cheese between 2 fresh corn tortillas. Add a protein (from the Tacos menu) for a $2.00 up charge.4.00 USD
People love the chips, but let's be honest, they're just a vehicle for Frank's incredible tomato chip salsa.3.75 USD
Fresh guacamole made in-house with avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, garlic, lime juice.4.75 USD
Fresh guacamole made in-house with avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, garlic, lime juice.6.75 USD
House-made, simple, and fresh with avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, garlic, lime juice. Add it to your tacos or get wild and order some Chips & Salsa to go with it.7.50 USD
House-made, simple, and fresh with avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, garlic, lime juice. Add it to your tacos or get wild and order some Chips & Salsa to go with it.12.75 USD
Things to Drink
Sodas
The best kinda Coke.3.25 USD
Flavors depend on availability, but we usually have Fruit Punch, Mandarin, Pineapple, Tamarind, Lime, Strawberry, Mango, Grapefruit, and Mineragua.3.25 USD
Options vary based on availability, but we usually have Diet Coke, Sprint, Squirt, Dr. Pepper, and Root Beer.2.25 USD
Liquid Death
Murder your thirst, from a funny beverage company who hates corporate marketing. Their evil mission aligns perfectly with F'n K Tacos: to make people laugh and get more of them to drink more healthy beverages more often, all while helping to kill plastic pollution.
Liquid Death Mountain Water comes from a deep underground mountain source protected by a few hundred feet of stone and contains naturally occurring minerals (aka electrolytes) that aren’t just good for your body, they will murder your thirst. Instantly.2.75 USD
These ruthless tallboys of flavored sparkling water are armed with agave nectar and merciless flavor to refresh your body and murder your thirst.3.50 USD
These ruthless tallboys of flavored sparkling water are armed with agave nectar and merciless flavor to refresh your body and murder your thirst.3.50 USD
These psychotic cans of half iced tea, half lemonade are dead set on using natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst and turn its insides into balloon animals to book gigs at children’s birthday parties.3.50 USD
These psychotic cans of peach iced tea are dead set on using natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst and turn its insides into balloon animals to book gigs at children’s birthday parties.3.50 USD
Not Soda
2.25 USD
Catering
Taco Party Packs
(1) Minimum 24-hour advanced order required (2) Select your main taco protein (keep them all the same or mix it up -- you choose): Asada, Pork Barbacoa, Machaca Chicken, or Meatless. (3) Party Packs either come ready made or "deconstructed" with the following toppings packaged separately: Monterey cheese, shredded cabbage, onions, cilantro, Crema Mexicana, guac "crema" (DF), a mix of taco salsas (hot, medium & mild), and lime wedges.
Includes 1 lb of chips & 12 oz. chip salsa132.00 USD
Includes 1 1/2 lb of chips & 12 oz. chip salsa170.00 USD
Includes 2 lb of chips & 24 oz. chip salsa230.00 USD
Dietary Concerns
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